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Whisper Bidet will save your dad’s ass this Father’s Day
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We’ve all been there. Especially the furrier among us. You wipe. And wipe. And wipe some more. But no matter how many times you take toilet paper to your filthy hair hole, there’s always more work to do. By the time it’s safe to pull up your underwear, you and your toilet paper roll are completely… wiped out.
To make matters worse, the instant a man becomes a father, his chocolate starfish sprouts at least 30 percent more hair. It’s true. Okay maybe not, but we all know older men are hairier. So if you think you’re spending way too much of your precious and short life toiling away on your dirty poop chute, imagine how much time Dad is wasting.
Enter Whisper Bidet — the perfect Father’s Day gift for Wiped-Out Dads everywhere…
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